Crocheting is fun.  After an abortive attempt at knitting two years ago around Christmas, I picked up my yarn and needles again on Tuesday.

I promptly set them back down.

My wife explained to me that people are either knitters or crocheters.  At her encouragement, I bought a crochet hook and some red yarn (fond childhood memories) today and found a bounty of  information, including videos for figuring out a double summat or the other.

Bottom line is that it makes way more sense to me than knitting does, and I’ve already made one cock-n-balls related item and a few things that people would actually want.

First, the useful items: a tiny little blanket for a tiny little rabbit and a few practice chains (the wife already has a bracelet and a necklace).

A few crocheted items

And then the cock and balls.  Lookit that fancy tassel.  It’s ready to hit the town!

It's a crocheted dick, oh yes it is.

From this angle it looks like a snake riding a bicycle, which is also acceptable.

Little known fact: snakes love bikes. Snake bike!!