Crochet Your Way Into a Woman’s Bed (And Make Her a Neat Coverlet)
Crocheting is fun. After an abortive attempt at knitting two years ago around Christmas, I picked up my yarn and needles again on Tuesday.
I promptly set them back down.
My wife explained to me that people are either knitters or crocheters. At her encouragement, I bought a crochet hook and some red yarn (fond childhood memories) today and found a bounty of information, including videos for figuring out a double summat or the other.
Bottom line is that it makes way more sense to me than knitting does, and I’ve already made one cock-n-balls related item and a few things that people would actually want.
First, the useful items: a tiny little blanket for a tiny little rabbit and a few practice chains (the wife already has a bracelet and a necklace).
A few crocheted items
And then the cock and balls. Lookit that fancy tassel. It’s ready to hit the town!
It's a crocheted dick, oh yes it is.
From this angle it looks like a snake riding a bicycle, which is also acceptable.
Little known fact: snakes love bikes. Snake bike!!
