Seriously, you guys.
So I’ve realized that my behavior in the past may have been offensive and hurt some feelings. I used to be very confrontational. I really regret that, and I’m trying to turn over a new leaf by being kind, caring and considerate. I’m trying to respect the opinions of others, especially if they disagree with me. It’s very difficult to break the old habits that I’ve long cultivated and I’ll appreciate your help in becoming a kinder, gentler man.
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Hahaha just kidding! You can stop getting your panties in a big ol’ bunch! April Fools! I’m still fascinatingly abusive and inconsiderate! I hope you like exclamation points, assholes! And if you don’t, that’s great too! Bahahaha!
