Who is gunning for Hank and the brewery that's been in his family for generations? Who is behind the mysterious Saint Secaire Brewery? Is it Josh, former sweatshop owner and former punch recipient, trying to exact his revenge on Hank for ending his exploitative business? Or is it Zelphia Dipthong, Josh's enigmatic attorney, who arrives unannounced at his home? Or one of the other devious criminals from Hank's past?
Great. I share a continent with Attila. That guy’s an asshole. Do I continue researching Education or switch to Iron Working because there may soon be Huns at the gates? If I can finish Education, I can start building universities to maintain a technological advantage over the Man of Mustaches and Horse Archers. However, if [more][posted on November 24th, 2013]
Remember that authors live a glam life. I am standing in the kitchen, above a puppy pad (clean, thank you) with my wrinkly-ass water-damaged manuscript sitting next to me on the pantry shelf, on a box of cat food. A mouse lurks somewhere in these walls. He is waiting for me to go to bed [more][posted on September 10th, 2013]
Dear Past Greg: why’d you make a category for one post? Now I have to clean that shit. Fuck you. Love, Future Greg. Dear Future Greg: I broke your site. All that category logic? Probably broken. This was when it happened. Sorry ’bout it. Fuck you. Love, Past Greg.[posted on August 16th, 2013]